#HipsterXmasSong Hashtag is Creating Hilarious Holiday Songs

It’s the most wonderful time of the year, but it was a lot cooler before everyone thought so. #HipsterXmasSong

We kid! That’s just our contribution to Twitter account @iCanHash’s latest hashtag game in which they’ve challenged fellow tweeters to alter the lyrics of beloved Christmas songs to create a #HipsterXmasSong of their own.

The results are hilarious, and not surprisingly, there seems to be a few common themes, like man buns, beards, flannel, indifference, locally sourced everything, and an aversion to anything mainstream, just to name a few.

There’s nothing like some friendly millennial bashing to get you into the holiday spirit, amirite?

So, without further ado, we bring to you some of the finest #HipsterXmasSongs we could find:

Have Yourself A Millennial Little Christmas. --#HipsterXmasSong@iCanHash pic.twitter.com/AWicTwjzVU

— Brian Plaideau (@PhunPhactory) December 20, 2017

Have Yourself A Merry Little Man-Bun  #HipsterXmasSong

— Angela (@AngRod78) December 20, 2017

You've Probably Never Heard What I Hear #HipsterXmasSong

— Rishabh Sharma (@im_srishabh21) December 20, 2017

12 days of I can't even #HipsterXmasSong

— Amber C (@Amber_1017) December 20, 2017

"Rudolph" the small batch wheat beer  #HipsterXmasSong

— Taco Eater (@tacoeater) December 20, 2017

Have Yourself a Locally-Sourced Craft Christmas

#HipsterXmasSong

— Eight Weaselly Nights (@Dreamweasel) December 20, 2017

Angels We Have Heard On High, But They Sounded Better On Vinyl #HipsterXmasSong

— Mame -- (@mamecastle) December 20, 2017

Soy To The World. 

  #HipsterXmasSong

— Cheryl Rick Klein (@cherylt2000) December 20, 2017

A Bae in a Manger #HipsterXmasSong

— craig onetweetwonder (@craigflynn1) December 20, 2017

#HipsterXmasSong Chestnuts Roasting On An Arcade Fire

— John Pavlovitz (@johnpavlovitz) December 20, 2017

Oh, little town of Bethlehem. You probably haven’t heard of it... #HipsterXmasSong

— Chris O'Brien (@bigdweeb) December 20, 2017

We wish you a Meh Christmas#HipsterXmasSong

— --Lola -- (@_lola_bee) December 20, 2017

Grandma Got Run Over On Her Vintage Bicycle By a Reindeer #HipsterXmasSong

— Shea Browning (@SheaBrowning) December 20, 2017

He knows if you’ve been plaid or good #HipsterXmasSong pic.twitter.com/gbAht86lW6

— Mister Race Bannon (@MrRaceBannon) December 20, 2017

Christmas Time is near. Happiness and Beards. --
#HipsterXmasSong pic.twitter.com/U54lL3teKY

— Cameron Grant (@coolcam101) December 20, 2017

It's The Most Wonderful Time For Craft Beer#HipsterXmasSong

— --Kim Kringle-- (@KimBackWrites) December 20, 2017

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus before it was a thing. #HipsterXmasSong @iCanHash

— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) December 20, 2017

O Kombucha All Ye Faithful #HipsterXmasSong

— LisetteInBlue-- (@bookgirl8) December 20, 2017

-- Comb, they told me
Man bun, bun, bun, bun... #HipsterXmasSong

— Crochettie-kilikimaka -- (@crochettie) December 20, 2017

To be fair, craft beer is delicious. And vinyl sounds tasty. Say what you want, but if being a hipster is wrong, we don’t want to be mainstream. Sort of.

Feeling inspired? Tweet us some of your own #HipsterXmasSongs!