Nerd Talk: Make Your Pet Into A Watch Like A Creep

July 19, 2017

By Gregr

In case your job is a total buzzkill and won't let you bring your furniture scratching, box-pooping feline friend to work, one company has your back ... well, more like they have your wrist.

The Analog Watch Co. introduced a super weird, and possibly allergy-inducing product line: The Companion. When you're done brushing Señor Floofles and find a brush full of your pets DNA, don't put it in your roommate's pillowcase to see if his allergy medicine actually works, save it.

Get enough together and send it to Analog Watch Co., and they will send you watch made from fur of your bunny's butt in about a month.



What's the Dr. Ian Malcolm quote from Jurassic Park? They've become "so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should." 

At this point, you should quit your job, figure out how to work from home, and just officially become a cat hoarder. I'll even send you a bag of kitty food.

All jokes aside, this is weird.

Full credit goes to Ashley Carman for doing the legwork.